chance
17-06-2005, 16:32
Science has been given a secret mission to pat each Housemate on the bottom without them suspecting anything. For every bottom he smacks he will earn the House a roll of much-needed loo paper.
As soon as Big Brother told him he had a secret mission he said, "I can do that!" before he had even heard the task's details.
But once he heard his mission, and had been warned that smacking his own bottom didn't count, he left the Diary Room to look for his first unsuspecting bum.
His first 'victim' was Saskia, just seconds after being set the task. He crept up behind her and spanked her tush as he walked past.
"Ooh! Do that again, Science," she said.
He duly obliged, making Maxwell jealous. He wanted to know why Saskia hadn't asked him to smack her buns.
Science didn't hang around for the answer. He had butts to slap. Out he went into the garden where he persuaded Makosi to roll over slightly, giving him sight of his target. One resounding smack later and Science jumped up, headed for Sam and smacked her too.
Roberto, sunbathing in the garden, left his rear temptingly exposed, allowing Science a free hit.
So far no one has questioned Science's behaviour, which is ironic, as they do most days.
Check back later to see how many bums got the treatment...
As soon as Big Brother told him he had a secret mission he said, "I can do that!" before he had even heard the task's details.
But once he heard his mission, and had been warned that smacking his own bottom didn't count, he left the Diary Room to look for his first unsuspecting bum.
His first 'victim' was Saskia, just seconds after being set the task. He crept up behind her and spanked her tush as he walked past.
"Ooh! Do that again, Science," she said.
He duly obliged, making Maxwell jealous. He wanted to know why Saskia hadn't asked him to smack her buns.
Science didn't hang around for the answer. He had butts to slap. Out he went into the garden where he persuaded Makosi to roll over slightly, giving him sight of his target. One resounding smack later and Science jumped up, headed for Sam and smacked her too.
Roberto, sunbathing in the garden, left his rear temptingly exposed, allowing Science a free hit.
So far no one has questioned Science's behaviour, which is ironic, as they do most days.
Check back later to see how many bums got the treatment...