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chance
17-06-2005, 14:36
Craig cut Maxwell's hair today but any thoughts that he'd be grateful were shattered as he waited his turn and the two traded playful insults. At least we think they were playful.

Craig expressed an interest in having hair extensions, something Maxwell was dead against.

"*******ing hell, Craig. Why do you want to embarrass yourself?" he said, dispensing with diplomacy.

Maxwell then quizzed Craig on what he was going to do once he left the House. "Going back to your poxy little Norwich salon?" he asked unkindly.

"******* off! You going back to painting changing rooms?" fired back Craig.

Even Saskia chipped in, suggesting Maxwell would be "plunging the bogs".

"How much do you earn an hour? How much do I earn an hour?" Craig continued, shutting Maxwell up briefly.

But before long Maxwell was back ripping the mick. "Let me feel your tits, Craig. Jump up and down. Make me laugh."

Somehow, their brutal frankness with each other allows them to get on together. For now.