chance
16-06-2005, 23:35
Keen to establish his upper class credentials, Derek has been teaching Craig how to swear like a gentleman.
Apparently it's really terribly easy, chaps. Derek explained to Craig that when one gets "very, very angry," and wants to say something "very, very cross," one simply uses this handy phrase - "Dash it."
Yes, dash it. "It was the first swear word I was taught," Derek explained with suitable aplomb.
Discreet Derek often uses this innocuous phrase when something a ittle more blue is expected by most. But even he would have to admit that his vocabulary has broadened somewhat since the clean living days of his childhood.
The well-spoken gent has been heard to enquire "Come on sun, where the ******* are you?" in the mornings, and was disappointed to hear he would be speed dating with "********** Science," last night. Hardly dashing of him.
Sometimes only the F word will do, eh, Derek old chap?
Apparently it's really terribly easy, chaps. Derek explained to Craig that when one gets "very, very angry," and wants to say something "very, very cross," one simply uses this handy phrase - "Dash it."
Yes, dash it. "It was the first swear word I was taught," Derek explained with suitable aplomb.
Discreet Derek often uses this innocuous phrase when something a ittle more blue is expected by most. But even he would have to admit that his vocabulary has broadened somewhat since the clean living days of his childhood.
The well-spoken gent has been heard to enquire "Come on sun, where the ******* are you?" in the mornings, and was disappointed to hear he would be speed dating with "********** Science," last night. Hardly dashing of him.
Sometimes only the F word will do, eh, Derek old chap?