too many cooks

[chance]

Reluctant cook Makosi has been trying to cook dinner for the Housemates but could do without help from a certain kitchen pest, namely Science.

He's only trying to help, but that old saying about 'too many cooks' has never been more appropriate. Science's constant suggestions and cookery tips are pushing Makosi to boiling point.

"How many times did I say to stop putting sugar in my sauce?" the head chef asked menacingly, as she tried to stir keeping her sauce out of Science's reach.

But Science was not to be deterred and continued to try and lend a helping hand as Makosi gritted her teeth in frustration as Science continued to refer to her as "Woman!"

I just don't want to talk to you right now, Science," she said, hoping that the kitchen pest would get the message and buzz off.

"Don't get your knickers in a twist, relax man," Science said, eyeing up Makosi's sauce, doubtfully.

"Can you just leave me to what I'm doing?" Makosi pleaded.

"You've got you're wires twisted, I ain't come here to upset no woman, Woman!" ranted Science, but he continued to hover in the kitchen.

If Science doesn't watch it, Makosi will be serving him up with chips.