chance
16-06-2005, 10:32
Derek joined Saskia in the Love Loft for a date and she was out for revenge. She failed to get Derek to admit that he was a bitch, but she did have him barking like a dog, literally.
Still reeling from seeing Derek bitch about her on the plasma screen, Saskia was determined to undermine him. Derek as always was very clever with his words, but Saskia did manage to get the last laugh.
Saskia didn't need the question card provided by Big Brother for her two minute date with rival Derek, she was straight in there with her own set of leading questions.
Derek knew what the date was going to hold, on entering the Love Loft he said, "Two minutes to turn the black bitch."
He barely had time to get comfortable when Saskia fired, "What do you think of women? Do you find them intimidating?" "Not at all, no, no, no" Derek replied.
"What about powerful women?" Saskia pursued. "I adore powerful women" was Derek's response.
Cutting to the chase, Saskia attacked Derek with, "Do you think you are a bit of a bitch?" Derek defended, "No, I don't think so. I think what I have is a good turn of phrase and I speak my mind."
Determined to make Derek aware that she was still unhappy about him talking behind her back and getting caught, she said, "I think talking behind people's backs is not very mature.
Derek replied, "If you're asked a question, I don't think you should shirk from giving an answer. That would be the response of a coward."
Saskia was relentless: "I think bitching behind people's backs is cowardly."
Aware that she was never going to win a war of words with Derek, Saskia tried one last attempt to humiliate Derek, and it worked like a dream.
"One last thing, to turn me on, and I mean really turn me on, I like men who can bark like a dog."
Derek convincingly woofed away before laughing hysterically.
Saskia said, "Yes, you passed that, you are definitely a dog!"
Saskia must have loved every minute of that. As she said, it's dog eat dog...
Still reeling from seeing Derek bitch about her on the plasma screen, Saskia was determined to undermine him. Derek as always was very clever with his words, but Saskia did manage to get the last laugh.
Saskia didn't need the question card provided by Big Brother for her two minute date with rival Derek, she was straight in there with her own set of leading questions.
Derek knew what the date was going to hold, on entering the Love Loft he said, "Two minutes to turn the black bitch."
He barely had time to get comfortable when Saskia fired, "What do you think of women? Do you find them intimidating?" "Not at all, no, no, no" Derek replied.
"What about powerful women?" Saskia pursued. "I adore powerful women" was Derek's response.
Cutting to the chase, Saskia attacked Derek with, "Do you think you are a bit of a bitch?" Derek defended, "No, I don't think so. I think what I have is a good turn of phrase and I speak my mind."
Determined to make Derek aware that she was still unhappy about him talking behind her back and getting caught, she said, "I think talking behind people's backs is not very mature.
Derek replied, "If you're asked a question, I don't think you should shirk from giving an answer. That would be the response of a coward."
Saskia was relentless: "I think bitching behind people's backs is cowardly."
Aware that she was never going to win a war of words with Derek, Saskia tried one last attempt to humiliate Derek, and it worked like a dream.
"One last thing, to turn me on, and I mean really turn me on, I like men who can bark like a dog."
Derek convincingly woofed away before laughing hysterically.
Saskia said, "Yes, you passed that, you are definitely a dog!"
Saskia must have loved every minute of that. As she said, it's dog eat dog...