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chance
15-06-2005, 14:40
Derek and Roberto were on watch up in the Crow's Nest and said virtually nothing to each other, aside from the occasional moan.

The two old men of the Big Brother House were huddled up and sounded like a pair of grouchy old pensioners.

"Oh, my arms are tender," grumbled Derek. "I think it's something to do with all that bloody rowing - just a little thing like that upsets my elbow."

Like a good grumpy old man, Roberto had an ailment of his own to complain about: "I'm a bit disappointed in regards to my back, because I thought I had more time to spend and look after my back properly."

Sighing, Roberto added: "It's very different from how I imagined the whole experience."

What did you expect guys? A country club and spa?

Then, talking about the task that saw them up there in the first place, Roberto said: "It would be good to succeed as there will be one less struggle and less tension next week."

If only the two pirates knew that the task had already been failed and all their time in the draughty and cold Crow's Nest was for nothing...