makosi on a plate

[chance]

Anthony and Maxwell were in the Crow's Nest and Anthony revealed that he could have Makosi whenever he wants.

The dancer from Durham told Maxwell that Makosi had given him the green light and it was his for the taking - all he had to do was ask.

He claimed: "I was talking to her the other day and basically it's on a plate for me."

Anthony had asked her if she was really a virgin and he told Maxwell that she had replied, "any time you want to find out if I'm a virgin just say 'Makosi, will you show me' and I will show you any way you like."

"Oh, that's a different kind of bird!" Maxwell exclaimed somewhat gobsmacked. "I enjoy a challenge though, that's the best part."

The Londoner then had some advice for his mate: "If you're randy one day and you've got one on board you can think, right I'm gonna bunk up with Makosi and then get yourself upstairs - I'd do that if I was you."

But again, Anthony seemed to lose interest. "I don't know if I wanna do owt," he said forlornly.

First he turns down the open goal that was Sam, now he has Makosi 'on a plate' but appears to have lost his appetite.

What's up Anthony?