chance
15-06-2005, 14:37
Craig shared some of his theories about alien life and the origins of mankind with a fascinated Sam.
In a rare moment of deep thinking, Craig stopped gossiping about the other Housemates and explained the origins of humanity to Sam.
"The Elohim are the ones that brought us to earth from another planet," he explained.
"But then there was an uprising and this other alien race came and exterminated them, but they didn't realise there was another colony on earth."
"Are these things real?" Sam asked sounding a little concerned.
Craig then said that he wasn't religious and didn't believe in God but believes in aliens instead.
"I can't believe people believe in God and not in aliens," he exclaimed. And then in a Eureka moment of clarity he mused: "But then...surely God would be an alien?"
Kind of...possibly," replied Sam, looking bemused.
The hairdresser said he had studied Ancient Egyptians and their relationship with aliens as part of his Art History course before further baffling Sam with notions of "pyramids in the sky".
"Hmmm, fascinating," said a trance-like Sam, either converted or just really confused.
Will Craig start wearing a mauve shell suit and claim that Big Brother is a seven-foot lizard? Check back to find out...
In a rare moment of deep thinking, Craig stopped gossiping about the other Housemates and explained the origins of humanity to Sam.
"The Elohim are the ones that brought us to earth from another planet," he explained.
"But then there was an uprising and this other alien race came and exterminated them, but they didn't realise there was another colony on earth."
"Are these things real?" Sam asked sounding a little concerned.
Craig then said that he wasn't religious and didn't believe in God but believes in aliens instead.
"I can't believe people believe in God and not in aliens," he exclaimed. And then in a Eureka moment of clarity he mused: "But then...surely God would be an alien?"
Kind of...possibly," replied Sam, looking bemused.
The hairdresser said he had studied Ancient Egyptians and their relationship with aliens as part of his Art History course before further baffling Sam with notions of "pyramids in the sky".
"Hmmm, fascinating," said a trance-like Sam, either converted or just really confused.
Will Craig start wearing a mauve shell suit and claim that Big Brother is a seven-foot lizard? Check back to find out...