chance
14-06-2005, 12:27
Roberto isn't filled with the spirit of forgiveness this morning and is still fuming about the sugar and salt prank played on him. But he's struggling to recruit any support for a counter-pranking initiative.
Talking to himself, he ranted about his fellow Housemates, "Bunch of flobby, slobby, slacking, useless piece of meats."
He then went into greater anatomical detail: "Piece of meats held together by a couple of ligaments, some frayed muscles and very few brain cells."
The simple "piece of meats" have however got under Roberto's skin and he's in need of an ally to fight back. Unfortunately, Derek's not playing ball.
"A spoonful of sugar and it will be payback," Roberto promised Derek. But perhaps Derek doesn't see Roberto winning a game of pranks with Maxwell and Anthony, for he turned down the chance to join him.
"We need to try and sort something out," Roberto whispered to Derek.
"I can't be bothered," said Derek. "I don't care less."
"If you can get the sugar and hide it..." protested Roberto of the inhumanity that had visited him in the night.
"I don't use sugar," said Derek.
"OK. Cool," said Roberto, feeling neither OK, nor cool.
The sugar man may have to march alone.
Talking to himself, he ranted about his fellow Housemates, "Bunch of flobby, slobby, slacking, useless piece of meats."
He then went into greater anatomical detail: "Piece of meats held together by a couple of ligaments, some frayed muscles and very few brain cells."
The simple "piece of meats" have however got under Roberto's skin and he's in need of an ally to fight back. Unfortunately, Derek's not playing ball.
"A spoonful of sugar and it will be payback," Roberto promised Derek. But perhaps Derek doesn't see Roberto winning a game of pranks with Maxwell and Anthony, for he turned down the chance to join him.
"We need to try and sort something out," Roberto whispered to Derek.
"I can't be bothered," said Derek. "I don't care less."
"If you can get the sugar and hide it..." protested Roberto of the inhumanity that had visited him in the night.
"I don't use sugar," said Derek.
"OK. Cool," said Roberto, feeling neither OK, nor cool.
The sugar man may have to march alone.