craig crawls

[chance]

Craig has spent a full hour explaining himself to Saskia in an attempt to win back favour after his involvement in the nominations plotting.

After cowering in the bedroom under the duvet for most of the evening, Craig decided he had suffered enough and called Saskia in for forgiveness.

Pleading his innocence he whimpered, "You have to see it from my point of view. I didn't say anything about you."

But Saskia wasn't buying his excuses. Relying on Big Brother's faultless judgement she asked, "Why is it you weren't allowed to vote then?"

After reeling off various theories on how the evidence had been manipulated, Craig decided to mention his own discomfort in the hope of winning sympathy.

"It's made me feel like a piece of *******," whined the tortured hairdresser.

This just irritated Saskia further. "You know what pisses me off?" she hissed. "That you're lying here playing the victim when I am the victim today."

Tearful Craig disagreed, arguing his own pain was very real, but Saskia still couldn't give a monkey's.

"I don't really care that you're crying cos I've got my own problems," she shrugged.

You're going to have to try harder than that Craig!