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chance
13-06-2005, 12:50
Waistcoats, shirts, pirate hats, and gold hoop earrings. The pirate look hobbles off the catwalk and onto the good ship Big Brother today.

Big Beard has sent the Shipmates the outfits they must wear for the duration of the pirate task. But not everyone knows how to work the look.

"Oh my God, this is so not a good look," Sam said, picking at her large white shirt, unaccustomed to wearing so many clothes, perhaps?

But fashionable first mate Craig knows that waistcoats are a key look this season and sees life on board as more of a catwalk than a plank walk.

"I actually quite like this look," Craig said from behind an eye patch and a Freddie Mercury tash. "Fitting for a first mate?" he asked Derek, who had to agree that Craig certainly cut quite a dash.

"What on earth is going on with this hat?" bellowed Captain Science.

"Turn it round the other way, do something more funky with it," the high sea's answer to Trinny and Susanna suggested.

Perhaps a question of What Not To Buccaneer?