chance
13-06-2005, 09:29
It started with Kemal telling Maxwell that he liked his nose, saying it's cute. Maxwell then boasted that Saskia likes his eyes, but when she asked what her three best features are Maxwell had mams on his mind.
"One, two," he said pointing at each of her boobs, and then struggled to think of a third feature he liked.
The Cockney geezer then tried to rescue the situation but bizarrely suggested her eyeballs and thumb.
However, he soon gave up on any pretence and proclaimed: "I've yet to see the baps in their full glory."
"She may have three nipples," warned Kemal, but Saskia allayed Maxwell's fears and assured the Housemates that her boobs "were all good."
"I can't wait to see them, I will one day," he said before cheekily adding: "Even if it's going to be with a staple through her belly, I think I'll see them."
Saskia then clicked what he meant and just gave him a wry smile rather than a slap.
Either it's love, or Maxwell has hit upon Saskia's plans for when she leaves the House.
"One, two," he said pointing at each of her boobs, and then struggled to think of a third feature he liked.
The Cockney geezer then tried to rescue the situation but bizarrely suggested her eyeballs and thumb.
However, he soon gave up on any pretence and proclaimed: "I've yet to see the baps in their full glory."
"She may have three nipples," warned Kemal, but Saskia allayed Maxwell's fears and assured the Housemates that her boobs "were all good."
"I can't wait to see them, I will one day," he said before cheekily adding: "Even if it's going to be with a staple through her belly, I think I'll see them."
Saskia then clicked what he meant and just gave him a wry smile rather than a slap.
Either it's love, or Maxwell has hit upon Saskia's plans for when she leaves the House.