chance
13-06-2005, 09:28
The self-styled man's man, Maxwell, was snuggled up under a duvet playing hand-slapping games with Saskia. The same kind of game that little girls play at primary school when the skipping gets a bit too riotous.
The two Londoners were flirting and getting cosy in the Living Room and Saskia took the opportunity to teach Maxwell the clapping and chanting playground game.
"I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread bread bread..." the chant began as the pair played pat-a-cake. This is a far cry from Maxwell's pre-Big Brother days, chanting on the terraces at Highbury.
The couple collapsed in laughter and Maxwell exclaimed: "I can't believe this, what are you turning me into?" And you could almost see the love hearts in his eyes as he grinned and said, "Some people will do anything for a bird."
Then Anthony entered the room and said he was already familiar with the game, so the trio had a three-way chanting and pat-a-cake session.
Upon getting it right a delighted Maxwell declared, "In the ********** bag, boys and girls!"
Perhaps the Arsenal fan could teach it to his fellow Gooners in the Clock End next season?
The two Londoners were flirting and getting cosy in the Living Room and Saskia took the opportunity to teach Maxwell the clapping and chanting playground game.
"I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread bread bread..." the chant began as the pair played pat-a-cake. This is a far cry from Maxwell's pre-Big Brother days, chanting on the terraces at Highbury.
The couple collapsed in laughter and Maxwell exclaimed: "I can't believe this, what are you turning me into?" And you could almost see the love hearts in his eyes as he grinned and said, "Some people will do anything for a bird."
Then Anthony entered the room and said he was already familiar with the game, so the trio had a three-way chanting and pat-a-cake session.
Upon getting it right a delighted Maxwell declared, "In the ********** bag, boys and girls!"
Perhaps the Arsenal fan could teach it to his fellow Gooners in the Clock End next season?