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chance
12-06-2005, 22:32
Craig was left pouting after Maxwell judged him to be more camp than Kemal.

The debate over who should hold the title of 'Most Camp' started after Craig tried his best to threaten Maxwell.

The Gooner brushed off his abuse sighing, "He talks a good game but when it comes down to it... I mean he lost an arm wrestle with Saskia."

Asked to decide who was the biggest big girl's blouse out of Kemal and Craig, without hesitation Maxwell picked the hairdresser.

"But he walks around in women's shoes!" screeched Craig, pointing at Kemal, who just happened to be having his hair straightened at the time.

Macho Kemal thought the ruling was hysterical, but Craig continued to bitch about the result.

"I don't know what planet I'm living on!" he squealed.

Maxwell clarified his decision by reasoning, "You are more like Dale Winton and Dale Winton is really gay."

"But he's more of a drag queen!" retorted Craig flapping his arms at Kemal.

He's got a point there Maxwell.