PDA

View Full Version : dereks dud dinner



chance
12-06-2005, 20:46
Derek was thoroughly unimpressed by Big Brother's culinary offering this evening.

The rest of the group were forced to sit on the sidelines and salivate while the winners of the box task - Roberto, Anthony and Derek - tucked into a luxury meal.

After a quartet of Italian appetizers, Roberto and Derek were presented with a main course of sea bass with tomato and chilli, while Anthony helped himself to a hearty steak with peppercorn sauce.

Roberto and Anthony were both thrilled by the treat, with the Italian giving his stamp of approval to the tiramisu.

However, Derek was severely disappointed with Big Brother's efforts. "They need to find a better chef," he grumbled. "It's not at all worth winning."

Noticing that the plates were cold, the fastidious Tory scoffed, "They have no idea about decorum. They've obviously never thrown a dinner party before."

He then refused to eat the grub until it had been re-heated in the oven.

Watch out Derek. Big Brother giveth, but Big Brother can taketh away!