chance
12-06-2005, 12:07
The turbulent relationship of Maxwell and Craig saw another development last night. The bickering pair slated each other to pieces, much to the amusement of the other Housemates and themselves.
It's a good job that Maxwell and Craig are friends really, otherwise some of their comments could have cut deep. The boys weren't holding back when they went to town in a bitch off.
It all started when Maxwell voiced his dislike for Craig's outfit, "Did you lose a bet or something Craig? Why are you wearing those? Why are you wearing a pink crop top and a pair of luminous orange shorts?"
"Oh listen to Mr. Trendy" Craig bitched back, "At least I can look good half of the time!"
The bitch fight then gathered real momentum with Maxwell sniping, "You managed to keep your tears at bay today, this time last night you were crying in to your pillow cos your best mate had gone."
Queen bitch Craig retaliated suggesting that Maxwell had multiple chins. "Alright ********** slimmer of the year over there. F**k about!" Maxwell hit back, "With your tits hanging out of your top, belly hanging out. What's wrong with you?"
Craig retorted, "Tell you what Maxwell, if they stuck you next to a ********** Albino, you'd make them look tanned!"
The other Housemates in the bedroom fell about in hysterics with Kemal screeching, "Oh my days, oh my days." Touché Craig.
Maxwell was stumped, "That was good that one, I'll have to take that on the chin" he said laughing.
The self-labelled comedy genius was beaten. Game, set and match bitch Britney, but there's always tomorrow, and the next day...
It's a good job that Maxwell and Craig are friends really, otherwise some of their comments could have cut deep. The boys weren't holding back when they went to town in a bitch off.
It all started when Maxwell voiced his dislike for Craig's outfit, "Did you lose a bet or something Craig? Why are you wearing those? Why are you wearing a pink crop top and a pair of luminous orange shorts?"
"Oh listen to Mr. Trendy" Craig bitched back, "At least I can look good half of the time!"
The bitch fight then gathered real momentum with Maxwell sniping, "You managed to keep your tears at bay today, this time last night you were crying in to your pillow cos your best mate had gone."
Queen bitch Craig retaliated suggesting that Maxwell had multiple chins. "Alright ********** slimmer of the year over there. F**k about!" Maxwell hit back, "With your tits hanging out of your top, belly hanging out. What's wrong with you?"
Craig retorted, "Tell you what Maxwell, if they stuck you next to a ********** Albino, you'd make them look tanned!"
The other Housemates in the bedroom fell about in hysterics with Kemal screeching, "Oh my days, oh my days." Touché Craig.
Maxwell was stumped, "That was good that one, I'll have to take that on the chin" he said laughing.
The self-labelled comedy genius was beaten. Game, set and match bitch Britney, but there's always tomorrow, and the next day...