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chance
11-06-2005, 22:46
Kemal was sent to the naughty step for sticking a toilet brush through a hole in Roberto's cardboard box. It was the end of a long campaign to irritate the Italian.

By the time Big Brother intervened, Kemal had stuck salt, sunflower oil, water and a concoction he made with Maxwell, into Roberto's box.

When Kemal dripped the oil in, Roberto said, "That is very dirty playing," but couldn't see who the culprit was.

"It'll be Maxwell, I think," said Derek.

Then Maxwell and Kemal poured a custard-like substance in Roberto's holes.

That is the calibre of the man," said Roberto, without mentioning any names. Then for some reason Roberto turned on Science - who he could hear in the background - calling him a "traitor" and a "liar".

But when Kemal inserted the bog brush, it was Science who came to the rescue.

"That is the next level," said Science, before removing the brush.

Big Brother then called Kemal into the Diary Room to tell him he must sit on the naughty step until further notice.

"They can't do this to me, I'm a diva," he whined as he took his punishment.

Lisa321
12-06-2005, 13:43
Hehe, I hope this is replayed tonight!
Classic Kemal ;)