chance
11-06-2005, 22:45
They can't see each other from their cardboard kingdoms, but they can hear each other and that's enough to drive them up the wall.
Maxwell and Anthony have been winding up Craig, trying to get him to snap and leave his box. Meanwhile Sam has driven Roberto and Derek to distraction with her painful singing.
An unprovoked dig by Maxwell led Craig to unleash some choice language. "Go *******ing ******* yourself," he shot back.
"How is your head fitting in that box?" asked Anthony, before incanting, "Huuuuge head. Huuuuge."
"Oh shut up, you *******ing thick ******* *******ing c***," said Craig in an incredible exhibition of expletives.
Craig told the lads they were both thick and ugly. Maxwell gave plenty back, calling him a farmer from "in-bredland".
Anthony and Maxwell claimed Craig's head was so big it had its own weather system and postcode. Craig spat back, "You reckon you're not gay? You *******ing 70s dancer-hairdresser who wears pink. You're a ********t!"
And still none of the insults would budge anyone out of their boxes.
Sam nearly got Roberto and Derek out, if only so they could stop her singing.
"What the hell is this?" asked a puzzled and possibly frightened Roberto, as Sam opened her throat and let rip.
"If she wants to win any votes she'd better stop singing," snarled Derek.
Roberto then did an impression of Sam's singing that was both funny and excruciating.
As if things couldn't get worse, Derek then recited poetry to Roberto for what seemed like an eternity, and yet he remained stubbornly in his cardboard haven.
Finally the tedium got to Maxwell and he gave up his box and his ribbing of Craig. Anthony remained determined to stay and be last man in the box though.
Check back to find out who's top of the box...
Maxwell and Anthony have been winding up Craig, trying to get him to snap and leave his box. Meanwhile Sam has driven Roberto and Derek to distraction with her painful singing.
An unprovoked dig by Maxwell led Craig to unleash some choice language. "Go *******ing ******* yourself," he shot back.
"How is your head fitting in that box?" asked Anthony, before incanting, "Huuuuge head. Huuuuge."
"Oh shut up, you *******ing thick ******* *******ing c***," said Craig in an incredible exhibition of expletives.
Craig told the lads they were both thick and ugly. Maxwell gave plenty back, calling him a farmer from "in-bredland".
Anthony and Maxwell claimed Craig's head was so big it had its own weather system and postcode. Craig spat back, "You reckon you're not gay? You *******ing 70s dancer-hairdresser who wears pink. You're a ********t!"
And still none of the insults would budge anyone out of their boxes.
Sam nearly got Roberto and Derek out, if only so they could stop her singing.
"What the hell is this?" asked a puzzled and possibly frightened Roberto, as Sam opened her throat and let rip.
"If she wants to win any votes she'd better stop singing," snarled Derek.
Roberto then did an impression of Sam's singing that was both funny and excruciating.
As if things couldn't get worse, Derek then recited poetry to Roberto for what seemed like an eternity, and yet he remained stubbornly in his cardboard haven.
Finally the tedium got to Maxwell and he gave up his box and his ribbing of Craig. Anthony remained determined to stay and be last man in the box though.
Check back to find out who's top of the box...