chance
11-06-2005, 10:13
Fooling around on the beds with Makosi, a charged Vanessa made a fatal error of judgement and injured her foot. Strangely, Derek found the accident very amusing.
Happy that she had survived the second eviction, an excited Vanessa bounced from bed to bed. Unfortunately it all ended in tears when she fell awkwardly.
A bikini clad Makosi jumped on her bed and asked, "Do you think I could jump to Roberto's bed?" Vanessa quickly said, "Be careful babe," while Derek and Kemal both shouted, "You'll never make it."
Vanessa wasn't so keen on Makosi's death defying leap, but she was happy to join in, "Tell you what, we can jump along all these four (beds)."
She happily started bouncing from bed to bed but on her return bounce journey she misjudged her landing and landed in a heap on the floor yelping in agony, "ow, ow, ow, oh *******, oh *******!"
Makosi ran to her side on the floor while Craig offered the camp classic, "Vanessa are you ok? I just saw your foot bend completely backwards!"
Kemal and Craig rushed to join Makosi and Vanessa on the floor. A clearly concerned Craig repeated his foot bending line before glancing at Makosi and putting his hand over his mouth to stop himself laughing. What a bizarre sense of humour Craig has.
Makosi, a qualified cardiac nurse, was not so good at dealing with a limb injury. Despite Craig repeating that he had seen Vanessa's foot bend backwards, she asked Vanessa where the pain was.
Now panicking Craig asked, "Honey, what should we do?" A brave Vanessa said, "I'm sure if you leave it for ten seconds it will be ok." Bless.
Dastardly Derek then got involve asking, "Shall we call an ambulance?" Totally revelling in the situation, he shouted "Kemal, go to the telephone and call 999!" After a perfectly timed pause he added "Oh, you can't. We haven't got one!"
The evil dastardly Derek then started laughing so hysterically at his own joke he had to cover his mouth with a towel to mute his chuckles.
Cynical Derek seems to have a spot of trouble when it comes to believing people about foot injuries
Happy that she had survived the second eviction, an excited Vanessa bounced from bed to bed. Unfortunately it all ended in tears when she fell awkwardly.
A bikini clad Makosi jumped on her bed and asked, "Do you think I could jump to Roberto's bed?" Vanessa quickly said, "Be careful babe," while Derek and Kemal both shouted, "You'll never make it."
Vanessa wasn't so keen on Makosi's death defying leap, but she was happy to join in, "Tell you what, we can jump along all these four (beds)."
She happily started bouncing from bed to bed but on her return bounce journey she misjudged her landing and landed in a heap on the floor yelping in agony, "ow, ow, ow, oh *******, oh *******!"
Makosi ran to her side on the floor while Craig offered the camp classic, "Vanessa are you ok? I just saw your foot bend completely backwards!"
Kemal and Craig rushed to join Makosi and Vanessa on the floor. A clearly concerned Craig repeated his foot bending line before glancing at Makosi and putting his hand over his mouth to stop himself laughing. What a bizarre sense of humour Craig has.
Makosi, a qualified cardiac nurse, was not so good at dealing with a limb injury. Despite Craig repeating that he had seen Vanessa's foot bend backwards, she asked Vanessa where the pain was.
Now panicking Craig asked, "Honey, what should we do?" A brave Vanessa said, "I'm sure if you leave it for ten seconds it will be ok." Bless.
Dastardly Derek then got involve asking, "Shall we call an ambulance?" Totally revelling in the situation, he shouted "Kemal, go to the telephone and call 999!" After a perfectly timed pause he added "Oh, you can't. We haven't got one!"
The evil dastardly Derek then started laughing so hysterically at his own joke he had to cover his mouth with a towel to mute his chuckles.
Cynical Derek seems to have a spot of trouble when it comes to believing people about foot injuries