chance
10-06-2005, 16:43
Craig is convinced that macho man Anthony is secretly gay. But the perma-tanned dancer with a penchant for John Travolta claims he is totally straight.
The mystery of Anthony's sexuality was back at the centre of attention today during a chat in the bedroom.
"I'm not gay," a frustrated Anthony sighed, for the gazillioneth time.
Craig then said that, even if Anthony were that way inclined, he wouldn't go there. "He reminds me of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings," Craig explained with a shudder.
For some unexplained reason, this really upset Anthony. "I'm going to drag you off that bed in a minute!" he shouted.
"And do what?" Craig said playfully, expertly winding the lad up.
Anthony wasn't sure what he wanted to do with Craig. "Whatever I feel like," he said, acting tough.
Lesley then suggested that Anthony might "feel like" ripping Craig's knickers off with his teeth.
"I wonder which one of us looks more feminine?" Craig mused, watching Anthony practically explode.
"You're just a gay hairdresser," Anthony retorted, trying to take Craig on at his own game.
"How dare you presume about my sexuality," Craig feigned insult. "You act gay but I don't go on about it."
Just in case there was any doubt about anyone's sexuality, Craig, Anthony and Maxwell then had a jolly pillow fight, leaping on top of each other and rolling around on the beds screaming.
Well, boys will be boys...
The mystery of Anthony's sexuality was back at the centre of attention today during a chat in the bedroom.
"I'm not gay," a frustrated Anthony sighed, for the gazillioneth time.
Craig then said that, even if Anthony were that way inclined, he wouldn't go there. "He reminds me of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings," Craig explained with a shudder.
For some unexplained reason, this really upset Anthony. "I'm going to drag you off that bed in a minute!" he shouted.
"And do what?" Craig said playfully, expertly winding the lad up.
Anthony wasn't sure what he wanted to do with Craig. "Whatever I feel like," he said, acting tough.
Lesley then suggested that Anthony might "feel like" ripping Craig's knickers off with his teeth.
"I wonder which one of us looks more feminine?" Craig mused, watching Anthony practically explode.
"You're just a gay hairdresser," Anthony retorted, trying to take Craig on at his own game.
"How dare you presume about my sexuality," Craig feigned insult. "You act gay but I don't go on about it."
Just in case there was any doubt about anyone's sexuality, Craig, Anthony and Maxwell then had a jolly pillow fight, leaping on top of each other and rolling around on the beds screaming.
Well, boys will be boys...