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chance
10-06-2005, 16:42
Are they arguing, are they joking, or are they - heaven forbid - flirting?

Maxwell and Craig have had a set to in the kitchen over a rude poem. Maxwell composed a poem about Craig's country roots, but his muse was not particularly pleased with the result.

"Craig might be thick, he might stink of ******* but at least he can drive a tractor," Maxwell sang playfully as a tight-lipped Craig checked on the bread rolls baking in the oven.

"You just alienated yourself against the entire population of East Anglia," Craig said smugly, playfully flicking the poet with a tea towel.

People of Norfolk - this is an announcement," Craig intoned, "This thing has just violated our supremacy," Craig said, pointing at Maxwell in disgust.

Maxwell didn't seem overly bothered, but Craig had a dire warning for the cockney from the people of Norfolk. "We will secure our power of supremacy over those who threaten our domination," he said cryptically.

Eh?