chance
10-06-2005, 09:55
With the Housemates' food supplies dwindling, woe betide anyone who crosses Roberto or Derek by grabbing a sneaky snack. Unless of course, you're Derek!
With most of the Housemates sleeping, the meticulous speechwriter - with the hair-trigger temper - crept into the kitchen, looked around to check he was alone, and tucked into a container of cornflakes.
Scooping handfuls out of the tin and shovelling them into his mouth, he kept a watchful eye on anyone who might catch him feasting.
Though alone, he said, "Dry cornflakes. Good with or without milk," which takes some explaining.
Brushing crumbs from his top, he quietly stashed the evidence back in the kitchen.
He was resettled in the Lounge by the time Roberto rose from his slumber, and together they bitched about the Housemates' behaviour.
"They're all complaining about being hungry. They're more greedy than hungry. The people over there who say they're not interested in food have been prancing up and down, opening cupboards, as many cupboards as they possibly can." The stealthy prowler protested.
Roberto nodded sagely in agreement.
"It's just another example of how they say one thing and mean another," Derek concluded.
Hmm. Let's hope no one says they want cornflakes in the morning and means it.
With most of the Housemates sleeping, the meticulous speechwriter - with the hair-trigger temper - crept into the kitchen, looked around to check he was alone, and tucked into a container of cornflakes.
Scooping handfuls out of the tin and shovelling them into his mouth, he kept a watchful eye on anyone who might catch him feasting.
Though alone, he said, "Dry cornflakes. Good with or without milk," which takes some explaining.
Brushing crumbs from his top, he quietly stashed the evidence back in the kitchen.
He was resettled in the Lounge by the time Roberto rose from his slumber, and together they bitched about the Housemates' behaviour.
"They're all complaining about being hungry. They're more greedy than hungry. The people over there who say they're not interested in food have been prancing up and down, opening cupboards, as many cupboards as they possibly can." The stealthy prowler protested.
Roberto nodded sagely in agreement.
"It's just another example of how they say one thing and mean another," Derek concluded.
Hmm. Let's hope no one says they want cornflakes in the morning and means it.