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chance
09-06-2005, 13:29
After enduring an hour of Big Brother's howling baby alarm, Maxwell decided to rouse his lazy Housemates.

Bursting into the bedroom he cheerfully chirped, "Come on boys and girls, get up!"

Lesley slowly eased herself upright but thought Maxwell's behaviour was totally unnecessary. "My eyes weren't even closed," she insisted.

Craig was even more unimpressed and stubbornly tried to continue slumbering. Noticing his resistance, Maxwell went over to hassle his Housemate.

Mum-to-be Craig claimed he needed extra rest due to his delicate condition, but a ruthless Maxwell taunted, "Why don't you tell someone who cares?"

When Craig still refused to budge, Maxwell felt there was nothing left to do but whip the duvet off him. After a good-humoured tug of war with the covers, pregnant Craig was finally defeated and cursed the Gunner.