seducing science

[chance]

Science was the victim of a prank to wind him up - and it worked like a dream.

Anthony asked Kemal to tell Science he found him attractive, knowing the flattery wouldn't be welcome.

"Oh Science, you're so good looking," purred Kemal, making Science wince.

Anthony was enjoying stirring it up, telling Science, "He thinks you're really fit."
"It's his eyes," Kemal continued. "His manly ways that really get me going."

"Shut your noise, man," snapped Science.

"There's only one thing that will shut me up. And that's you," Kemal said, barely able to conceal his giggles. Kemal then burst into song, singing 'Big Spender' at the top of his voice while dancing around the room.

"Leave me alone, you frigging idiot. The boy is stupid. Don't come up in my face or I'll pick up water and throw it in his face. He's in heat right now."

Science slumped off but was still annoyed. "Why they want to wind me up, to gyrate me?" he asked. "There's attention, yeah, and entertainment, yeah, and then there's total bull*******."

No prizes for guessing which one he thought Kemal's performance was.