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chance
08-06-2005, 21:58
Doctor Big told Maxwell he had been cured of the ailment that robbed him of his voice, leading to a verbal explosion from the Londoner.

"Yeeeeesss! Get in there! Come on! Wicked," he said of his miraculous recovery.

But he was most overjoyed because he would be able to liven up the House again. "Everyone's sitting around moping. Now I'm back in town, the House is going to be off the hook again."

Maxwell told Doctor Big that he found the task impossible but he deserved a treat for his effort.

"You done me there, well done," he told the Doctor. "You done me three times. The pants - done me. Dressing up as a baby - had one. Done me again - well done. How about some beer?"

Doctor Big didn't prescribe beer but it was clearly on the patient's mind. "I deserve a barrel of beer. Then I'll be happy days," he said.

Not sure you get beer on the NHS, Maxwell