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chance
08-06-2005, 18:38
Derek became a ruthless quizmaster this afternoon as he tested the Housemates' general knowledge.

The Tory made Anne Robinson look like a pussycat as he barked, "I WON'T repeat the question. If you're not listening you'll miss out! Do NOT confer."

Science in particular received a tongue-lashing from the mastermind. Derek repeatedly scolded the rapper for talking and heartlessly mocked his intelligence.

"We'll award you half a point for that illiterate answer," Derek sneered at one point.

Maxwell had the cheek to dispute the quizmaster's rulings on many occasions, including when Derek insisted Marie Antoinette had told everyone to eat bread and not cake. But the boffin calmly retorted, "Well I know because I asked her."

To the next question, miffed Maxwell's reply was "******* knows". Without batting an eyelid Derek checked, "Is that your final answer?"

Someone give him a game show