chance
08-06-2005, 18:37
Doctor Big has been kind enough to satisfy pregnant Craig's cravings this afternoon.
Having a bun in the oven has given Craig quite an appetite. By lunchtime he felt so famished he visited the Diary Room to demand more munchies.
"Can we have some food for our conditions please," he pleaded, as Lesley sat next to him wearing her neck brace. "I'm getting really bad cravings and mood swings cos I'm really close to giving birth."
Despite Doctor Big's silence, the mum-to-be continued, "I think it's adversely affecting the pregnancy. I'm eating for two now but actually not getting enough for one."
Craig allowed a lengthy pause for the doctor's response but sadly none came. Eventually he whimpered, "Can we have some grapes?"
The dejected patient left the room empty handed, but Doctor Big isn't completely heartless.
Called into the Diary Room later, Craig found a delectable surprise. He returned to the dinner table holding a bowl full of ice cream and gherkins plus a large jar of pickled onions.
Without hesitation he started wolfing the mixture down. "I love it. Thank you so much!" cried Craig.
Well, there's no accounting for taste
Having a bun in the oven has given Craig quite an appetite. By lunchtime he felt so famished he visited the Diary Room to demand more munchies.
"Can we have some food for our conditions please," he pleaded, as Lesley sat next to him wearing her neck brace. "I'm getting really bad cravings and mood swings cos I'm really close to giving birth."
Despite Doctor Big's silence, the mum-to-be continued, "I think it's adversely affecting the pregnancy. I'm eating for two now but actually not getting enough for one."
Craig allowed a lengthy pause for the doctor's response but sadly none came. Eventually he whimpered, "Can we have some grapes?"
The dejected patient left the room empty handed, but Doctor Big isn't completely heartless.
Called into the Diary Room later, Craig found a delectable surprise. He returned to the dinner table holding a bowl full of ice cream and gherkins plus a large jar of pickled onions.
Without hesitation he started wolfing the mixture down. "I love it. Thank you so much!" cried Craig.
Well, there's no accounting for taste