chance
08-06-2005, 09:28
The Likely Lads of the House, Anthony and Maxwell have asked Big Brother to ply them with more alcohol.
They went to the Diary Room, virtually on bended knees, in a bid to secure some drink, but when Big Brother asked them why they wanted to get drunk, their true motives emerged.
"I don't want to get drunk," claimed Maxwell. "But it would be nice, not necessarily for myself, but to get a few of the birds a little bit tipsy as everyone gets a bit more flirty when they've had a beer."
Anthony then made an offer to Big Brother: "If you supply us with more booze we'll try and get the girls drunk."
But when it seemed that enhanced flirting was not considered a decent enough reason, they turned to their second favourite pastime - challenges.
Anthony offered to sink 12 of anything that Big Brother could give them and Maxwell seconded that.
"If it's a challenge I'll neck whatever you like - within reason," said the cheeky Londoner.
However, they both agreed that they drew the line at bodily fluids. "As long as it's not piss or something dangerous I'll see it off," boasted Anthony.
"Or something crap like wine," added Maxwell, a true beer man to the last. So the challenge was laid down, but Big Brother wasn't buying it.
The lads say they need alcohol so they can challenge each other and to make the girls flirt, but it's not like they've needed drink for that to happen in the past is it?
They went to the Diary Room, virtually on bended knees, in a bid to secure some drink, but when Big Brother asked them why they wanted to get drunk, their true motives emerged.
"I don't want to get drunk," claimed Maxwell. "But it would be nice, not necessarily for myself, but to get a few of the birds a little bit tipsy as everyone gets a bit more flirty when they've had a beer."
Anthony then made an offer to Big Brother: "If you supply us with more booze we'll try and get the girls drunk."
But when it seemed that enhanced flirting was not considered a decent enough reason, they turned to their second favourite pastime - challenges.
Anthony offered to sink 12 of anything that Big Brother could give them and Maxwell seconded that.
"If it's a challenge I'll neck whatever you like - within reason," said the cheeky Londoner.
However, they both agreed that they drew the line at bodily fluids. "As long as it's not piss or something dangerous I'll see it off," boasted Anthony.
"Or something crap like wine," added Maxwell, a true beer man to the last. So the challenge was laid down, but Big Brother wasn't buying it.
The lads say they need alcohol so they can challenge each other and to make the girls flirt, but it's not like they've needed drink for that to happen in the past is it?