chance
07-06-2005, 23:05
An ambulance siren ripped though the House this evening, signalling yet another unlucky arrival to A & E.
This time it was poor Makosi who was rushed to hospital with a repetitive strain injury to her right wrist. Keen to add a kinky dimension to the task, Makosi revealed a very naughty story behind the sprain.
"How did you do this?" Nurse Science asked.
Holding her wrist limply, the ailing patient explained that she had been with her boyfriend when symptoms started to show. "I was being intimate with my boyfriend," Makosi whimpered, "I kept using my right hand and I hurt it."
Nurse Science immediately diagnosed "Faulty Wrist Action."
"I'd never used my hands before," the patient explained.
Science seemed to understand what Makosi was talking about, but Matron Roberto remained in the dark.
"Matron, if you want me to spell it out I was w****** him," Makosi said.
A little shocked by this revelation, Matron quickly completed the bandage and prescribed a drip of cherry tango.
This time it was poor Makosi who was rushed to hospital with a repetitive strain injury to her right wrist. Keen to add a kinky dimension to the task, Makosi revealed a very naughty story behind the sprain.
"How did you do this?" Nurse Science asked.
Holding her wrist limply, the ailing patient explained that she had been with her boyfriend when symptoms started to show. "I was being intimate with my boyfriend," Makosi whimpered, "I kept using my right hand and I hurt it."
Nurse Science immediately diagnosed "Faulty Wrist Action."
"I'd never used my hands before," the patient explained.
Science seemed to understand what Makosi was talking about, but Matron Roberto remained in the dark.
"Matron, if you want me to spell it out I was w****** him," Makosi said.
A little shocked by this revelation, Matron quickly completed the bandage and prescribed a drip of cherry tango.