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07-06-2005, 16:06
Craig became the first expectant mum to be welcomed into Hospital Big Brother this afternoon.
Doctor Big broke the news to Craig after he gave a urine sample for examination. A miracle of nature, Craig emerged from the Diary Room dressed in maternity wear and proudly supporting his bump.
"Is it a girl or a boy?" squealed Kemal as the Housemates gathered excitedly. Craig informed the gushing group it would be a bouncing baby girl and he's already got a name picked out - Britney.
Matron Roberto gave advice on how to ensure that baby Britney gets the best care possible.
He warned Craig to practise his breathing exercises everyday and avoid bull fighting, riding roller coasters and space travel. So useful advice all round then.
There's just one mystery left to solve, Craig. Who's the father?
Doctor Big broke the news to Craig after he gave a urine sample for examination. A miracle of nature, Craig emerged from the Diary Room dressed in maternity wear and proudly supporting his bump.
"Is it a girl or a boy?" squealed Kemal as the Housemates gathered excitedly. Craig informed the gushing group it would be a bouncing baby girl and he's already got a name picked out - Britney.
Matron Roberto gave advice on how to ensure that baby Britney gets the best care possible.
He warned Craig to practise his breathing exercises everyday and avoid bull fighting, riding roller coasters and space travel. So useful advice all round then.
There's just one mystery left to solve, Craig. Who's the father?