chance
07-06-2005, 14:38
Lesley was the second patient to be rushed into casualty at the Big Brother Hospital.
After being diagnosed by Doctor Big in the Diary Room, Lesley announced, "I've broken me neck!"
Hurrying in to gawp at the invalid, an envious Craig cried, "Does that mean you get a wheelchair?"
Fortunately, Lesley's injuries weren't that serious and a simple neck collar was all that was required.
However, Nurse Saskia might have misheard the problem. She slipped on some rubber gloves and snapping them gleefully ordered, "Bend over!"
Matron Roberto soon corrected the misunderstanding and Lesley was all collared up, but she wasn't too thrilled about her treatment. "I'm supposed to be having me hair done today!" she moaned, struggling to swivel her head.
"Can't you make this more slack?" she complained of her brace, and her attentive carers were forced to loosen it a little.
She should be thankful Sam isn't a nurse or there might have been a less sympathetic response.
After being diagnosed by Doctor Big in the Diary Room, Lesley announced, "I've broken me neck!"
Hurrying in to gawp at the invalid, an envious Craig cried, "Does that mean you get a wheelchair?"
Fortunately, Lesley's injuries weren't that serious and a simple neck collar was all that was required.
However, Nurse Saskia might have misheard the problem. She slipped on some rubber gloves and snapping them gleefully ordered, "Bend over!"
Matron Roberto soon corrected the misunderstanding and Lesley was all collared up, but she wasn't too thrilled about her treatment. "I'm supposed to be having me hair done today!" she moaned, struggling to swivel her head.
"Can't you make this more slack?" she complained of her brace, and her attentive carers were forced to loosen it a little.
She should be thankful Sam isn't a nurse or there might have been a less sympathetic response.