chance
06-06-2005, 23:21
A gossip drought in the kitchen was quickly resolved when Vanessa and Craig turned to Anthony for inspiration. Apparently he may not be all that he seems.
Craig was shocked when he realised he had completely run out of gossip. "I'm gossipless today," he told a disappointed Vanessa. "What gossip have you got?" he asked her.
Luckily, Vanessa - newly christened Kinky Pinky - had one or two juicy titbits to jump-start Craig's gossip gland - namely, a new spin on Anthony and Makosi's late night encounter. Vanessa said she was surprised that, faced with the prospect of a horny Makosi, Anthony hadn't been more proactive.
"Makosi hands it to him on a plate, and nothing," she whispered. "It's always the ones that chat the most who have nothing to offer."
This was enough to set off Craig's gaydar. "I've never heard anyone go on about having sex with girls so much," he said of Anthony's constant macho posturing. Could the professional dancer be protesting just a tad too much?
Back in full gossip mode, Craig then revealed that he had asked Anthony a trick question to see how comfortable with his sexuality he really was.
Sneaky Craig asked Anthony and Maxwell what they would do if a man performed a certain "intimate" act on them. Maxwell laughed it off, saying he would close his eyes and enjoy it, but Anthony was visibly flustered.
According to Craig, this is "a sign" as are Anthony's tight t-shirts and use of lip balm.
Craig was shocked when he realised he had completely run out of gossip. "I'm gossipless today," he told a disappointed Vanessa. "What gossip have you got?" he asked her.
Luckily, Vanessa - newly christened Kinky Pinky - had one or two juicy titbits to jump-start Craig's gossip gland - namely, a new spin on Anthony and Makosi's late night encounter. Vanessa said she was surprised that, faced with the prospect of a horny Makosi, Anthony hadn't been more proactive.
"Makosi hands it to him on a plate, and nothing," she whispered. "It's always the ones that chat the most who have nothing to offer."
This was enough to set off Craig's gaydar. "I've never heard anyone go on about having sex with girls so much," he said of Anthony's constant macho posturing. Could the professional dancer be protesting just a tad too much?
Back in full gossip mode, Craig then revealed that he had asked Anthony a trick question to see how comfortable with his sexuality he really was.
Sneaky Craig asked Anthony and Maxwell what they would do if a man performed a certain "intimate" act on them. Maxwell laughed it off, saying he would close his eyes and enjoy it, but Anthony was visibly flustered.
According to Craig, this is "a sign" as are Anthony's tight t-shirts and use of lip balm.