chance
06-06-2005, 09:54
After greasing each other up with baby oil, Lesley and Vanessa offered Anthony the chance to join them in bed.
After getting oiled up, Lesley and Vanessa sent Kemal out into the living room to inform the others about what they were up to. This enticed Anthony into the bedroom where Lesley invited him under the covers.
"Seriously?" he asked, mouth wide open. But after they told him they were, he made his excuses and returned to the kitchen. "I want to...but I'm having something to drink," he mumbled weakly.
Back in the kitchen he told the other Housemates about what had happened but claimed that he just wanted to "chill". Unsurprisingly Saskia thought this was the right thing to do, but clearly Anthony was tempted.
"I'm just getting...ooooh," groaned the sexually frustrated lad, before slapping himself in the face a few times like Sid James in a Carry On film.
"If this had been the outside world I'd have been drooling in there."
Science was on hand to encourage him in his own rhyming way: "You may as well get freaky, there's girls in there that are leaky." Charming sentiment, but Anthony chose Big Brother over big boobies and headed for the Diary Room.
"I don't want to bowl in there in the first week," he told Big Brother, but went on to confess, "With a bit of alcohol I daresay there would have been the sight of some arses moving."
"I'm a lover not a fighter though," sighed Anthony and added, "It's only week one - imagine what people will be like in a few more weeks."
After getting oiled up, Lesley and Vanessa sent Kemal out into the living room to inform the others about what they were up to. This enticed Anthony into the bedroom where Lesley invited him under the covers.
"Seriously?" he asked, mouth wide open. But after they told him they were, he made his excuses and returned to the kitchen. "I want to...but I'm having something to drink," he mumbled weakly.
Back in the kitchen he told the other Housemates about what had happened but claimed that he just wanted to "chill". Unsurprisingly Saskia thought this was the right thing to do, but clearly Anthony was tempted.
"I'm just getting...ooooh," groaned the sexually frustrated lad, before slapping himself in the face a few times like Sid James in a Carry On film.
"If this had been the outside world I'd have been drooling in there."
Science was on hand to encourage him in his own rhyming way: "You may as well get freaky, there's girls in there that are leaky." Charming sentiment, but Anthony chose Big Brother over big boobies and headed for the Diary Room.
"I don't want to bowl in there in the first week," he told Big Brother, but went on to confess, "With a bit of alcohol I daresay there would have been the sight of some arses moving."
"I'm a lover not a fighter though," sighed Anthony and added, "It's only week one - imagine what people will be like in a few more weeks."