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Bryan
18-09-2009, 17:04
Just found this on the telegraph website:

Coronation Street is reportedly losing one thousand viewers every week - because they are dying.

New figures have revealed that a third of the ITV soap's audience are over 65, meaning they are 165 times more likely to die than anyone else, reports The Sun.

Taking these statistics into account, it means that at least 50,000 Corrie fans are dying each year.

A TV insider told the paper: "Corrie is a massive hit among Britain's older generation, many of whom have watched it since it began nearly 50 years ago.

"Interestingly, the figures show half of its viewers are over 55 as well, so it just goes to show hold old the audience is."

Abbie
18-09-2009, 18:01
Oh dear, I thought it meant the viewers were dying cos its gone a bit pants not cos they are old!

angel_eyes87
18-09-2009, 22:57
Basically they are dying of boredom:rotfl:

I mean that sarcastically, but I agree it has gone terrible the past year, the only decent storyline seems to be Sally finding out she has breast cancer.

Abbie
18-09-2009, 22:59
I have to say I laughed a little when I read this :lol:

Chloe O'brien
19-09-2009, 00:16
Yeah I'm slowly losing the will to live watching Kev and Molly.

Abbie
19-09-2009, 18:47
I find the looks they give each other very creepy

Chloe O'brien
20-09-2009, 01:07
What a bitch she was when she woke up and seen the time was 1pm and didn't tell Kevin.

Hannelene
20-09-2009, 11:51
Molly's eyes are so intense - she looks like one of those child dolls

Perdita
20-09-2009, 13:45
What a bitch she was when she woke up and seen the time was 1pm and didn't tell Kevin.

But Kevin knew they only had an hour or so, he should have kept an eye on the time himself. But then he should not have been in a hotel with Molly to start with

Hannelene
20-09-2009, 17:38
true Kevin didn't have to go to the hotel with her but he just couldn't resist they are both to blame

alan45
20-09-2009, 19:02
What a bitch she was when she woke up and seen the time was 1pm and didn't tell Kevin.

She was obviously enjoying herself too much and Im sure Kevin wasnt too worried either.

Chris_2k11
20-09-2009, 23:34
eww alan do you have to haha