Coronation Street - Current Episode Discussion - V

[flappinfanny]

Taken from Digital Spy so can't take the credit, but did make me smile:-



Roy will be able to communicate with the bats using his new smartphone

[Dennis tanner]

Question: Why would Ches want to marry Gemma? Why would anybody want to marry her?

I don't want any excuses about not having the money Chesney. It's just a trip to the Registrar office followed by drinks and nibbles at the Rovers.

[parkerman]

I've got a good idea for a storyline...Stephen murders Summer in full view of Craigie, who arrests him immediately.

Two tedious, dreary, tiresome, boring and seemingly endless storylines dealt with in one blow.

[Dennis tanner]

I've got a good idea for a storyline...Stephen murders Summer in full view of Craigie, who arrests him immediately.

Two tedious, dreary, tiresome, boring and seemingly endless storylines dealt with in one blow.

Every time they talk about Summer being pregnant she looks about 12 years old .

Spider...Trully hopeless. That's what happens when you use an untrained officer.

Griff, " I reckon you're a Policeman"
Spider, Smiles, agrees and says, "What are you planning then ?"

Give me strength !!!!!!!!!

[Son of Cain]

The crowbar emerges again! - I reckon I see more crowbars in Soaps than I do in real life, even though I do have one in the garage.I find it difficult to understand why Soaps pick it as the weapon of choice? How many people in the real world actually own one? - How many on here have one?

[mysangry]

What is it with the woman around Stephen, are they really so gullible and naive to swallow his manipulative vocal tripe!
The list grows, Sarah, Audrey, Carla, Elaine, Gail, Jenny.
I would have thought Shona and Lily next but they are conveniently going to London for a while, so Shona can stop hiding under huge overgrown clothes and cushions.

[mysangry]

Oh yea, like idea of Jenny's new lodger, might balance the female to Male ratio currently on the street.
Big lack of your typical English testosterone Male on the street.

Plus Teddy can start stirring Stephen up🤣

Would be great if Stephen hadn't actually died, (remember no body has been found!) And appeared with his Dad behind the ba😱😱

[mysangry]

Question: Why would Ches want to marry Gemma? Why would anybody want to marry her?

Why does anyone marry anyone, someone for everyone they reckon😏

[Perdita]

Oh yea, like idea of Jenny's new lodger, might balance the female to Male ratio currently on the street.
Big lack of your typical English testosterone Male on the street.

Plus Teddy can start stirring Stephen up🤣

Would be great if Stephen hadn't actually died, (remember no body has been found!) And appeared with his Dad behind the ba😱😱

It is Leo that is missing, presumed dead .. Stephen is the one that did the dirty deed

[lizann]

where is leo's body? it was in a bin, let teddy play stephen play amnesiac, little lily bless her a brilliant footballer how original she was never shown playing or even outside much