Originally Posted by
alan45
The residents of the Street/Square/Close decide to hold a funfair to raise money for a member of their local football team who happens to be a one legged non white gay transexual who needs a new kidney/liver/heart. All is going well at the funfair when a long lost brother of Moly returns from up west/Leiceter/Chester/Summer Bay/Ramsey St/Congleton. While the residtents are celebrating his arrival a bolt works its way loose on the Helter Skelter causing it to collapse. A young blonde blue eyed kid with glasses is traped undeneath the structure. As the residents run around like headless chickens they wish that Ben Volts hadnt been shot by a gunman alongside the Canal all those years ago. If only Ben were alive says the portly lipstick Model in the black Leather jacket he would know what do do. Out of the crowd steps the rugged figure of previously mudered buried and cremated Ben Volts. Hello Priceless he says. The day is saved and the residents go to the PAB for a good old fashioned Eas End/Northern knees up.
Their merry making is cut short when a loud mouthed big breasted midget in a riculous wig orders everyone out of the pub except the small boy who it turns out is in fact her latest lover.