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I know she just doesn't care who she insults. The other night we were at judo and when I was packing up her kit she said to one of the other mum's look my mum's needing dye her hair again she has grey hair's coming through.
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"Maddest Member again How come I've been taking my meds"
I saw a sign advertising the company on some scaffolding today saying 'Let us be your first erection'
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
I love silly signs
Today on the trip to a chocolate factory:
Boy: Where's the factory? (either blind or being stupid at the time as the factory was right in front of us)
Teacher: We're lost. We're just going to stop here and ask for directions
Haha thats funny.
In College the other day I wasn't exactly paying attention...
Tutor: so what soup would we NOT use a soup spoon for?
Me:.. (at the top of my voice) cup a soup!!!
...I won't be living that one down.
It's some sort of broth which I forgot the name of, you use a desert spoon for it.. not a soup spoon.
Me and my mum went to pick my dad up and he didn't like my parking; he thought I was too far from the kerb:
Dad: Hold on, I'm just going to call a taxi to get to the car a minute
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