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    6 year old wisdom

    A primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by 6 year-olds, (the last one is classic!)



    > Strike while the ..........................insect is close.

    > Never underestimate the power of............ants.

    > Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

    > Better to be safe than......................punch an older boy.

    > If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.

    > It's always darkest before..................Daylight-Saving Time.

    > You can lead a horse to water but...........how?

    > No news is..................................impossible.

    > A miss is as good as a......................Mr.

    > You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.

    > Love all, trust.............................me.

    > The pen is mightier than the................pigs.

    > An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.

    > Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.

    > Happy is the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

    > A penny saved is............................not much.

    > Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

    > Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.

    > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.

    > There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.

    > Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.

    > If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

    > You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.

    > When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

    > And the favourite:



    > Better late than............................pregnant!

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    lol, hilarious especially the last one!
    thanks for posting that

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    very good

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    A primary school kid came up with the last one! My goodness, they learn early!

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