Anyone remember Chris Moyales parody on Shaggy's hit "It Wasnt Me" about the Who Shot Phil storyline? Here are the lyrics:
Who was tipsy, standing on the spot
Killing someone outside his door
From a bush it all happened in a rush
He was bleeding all over the floor
They are tried to warn him he’d was acting a bit of prat
And if only he had listened he would not be laid out flat
Just after the wedding, He was dressed real dapper
He said Ian’s mother was a really big slapper
The next thing you know the pair of them were fighting
Out In the street with a piece of a lead piping
He said that Melanie was very good in bed
And he said that Lisa never used her head
He should have just to stuck to plain orange juice instead
Then he would not nearly ended up dead
Just who was the prowler?
It wasn’t me
Do you reckon it’s mark fowler?
It wasn’t me
And then the ducker and the diver?
It wasn’t me
He brought the Vic for a fiver
It wasn’t me
But Steve’s far nastier
It wasn’t me
You remember Saskia?
It wasn’t me
Now it’s still getting colder
It wasn’t me
He’s got a chip on his shoulder
It’s a question that gripping the nation
Who’s it that wants him dead
But they can’t be a very good shot
I can’t believe they missed his head!