JSW’s Emmerdale Extraordinare
Finallly the time has come for the grand exhibition! Hurrah you cry but not so there’s a villian waiting in the wings in the form of Glynis (another apperance!??). Pollard is desperate for her not to find out about the paintings from the old library but Rodney ’money doesn’t buy you good lucks’ Blackstock takes great pleasure in telling Glyn’ all about the leathery lothario’s goings on which ends up in Glynis playing some dirty tricks of her own...
Finally this week we see some resolution in the Steph/Shelly/Allan storyline which believe it or not is in the Guiness Book of Records for the longest running storyline- some 7 and a half years. And also for the most milked to death storyline. Shocking stuff! Really the start of the week starts the same as any in this storyline snakey Steph is still trying to get back with her father but with some results. In fact even though he asks her to leave him and Shelly alone, of course Turner is using reverse psychology and is instead asking her to come over for a meal- which she does. This in turn as should be expected with any cat like creature, tips Shelly over the edge and announces she’s leaving. Hurrah I here you cry once again but she’s off to the Western Isles of Scotland where the sun never stops shining andf there’s so much to do! How I wish I was telling the truth. Shelly leaves but what’s this? Steph following Shelly onto the Ship to get her back? Well its correct but shockingly (and I use that word as loosley as psychically possible) leads to someone slipping to their deaths beneath the sea. Who though, well I think you’ll be suprised...
Now witth the sadie storyline over short millionaire Tom King of the Dales can get back to a normal life or so he should instead his troll-son Jimmy is out-bidding his Dad for contracts as apart of his 1 man no money business. Tom is of course shocked and outraged (as any person who’s son had slept with their father’s wife whose father’s son’s wife in-turn framed Father’s wife for adultery) Jimmy doesn’t care and ignopres him....
Libby posh girl where did I come from suddenly living in Emmerdale finally gets some form of a storyline this week when she walks in on Andy ironing in a towel (these odd fetishes these country-folk have.) this in-turn leads to a drink which leads to Libby thinking Andy isn’t ionterested but he his but he thinks she’s still seeing someone which she’s not which he soon finds out and then makes a move. (The difficult lives of these country poeple, I couldn’t do it i’ll tell you that much!)
Chas and Carl make a lovely couple, Don’t you think? Well he’s with vixen-Chloe at the moment but that doesn’t stop Chas and Carl having a heart-to-heart, ah how soaps are obsessed with these! Chas though has to hide and listen to Chloe saying how much she loves Carl, ahh how sweet! Chloe of course finds out from dense-Carl and lovely-Chas gets a right earful from Chloe....
In other interesting developments the Dingles dress up as lepraucorns and mathhew King is wineing and dining a taken women (its so obvious who it is!)...
Further Ahead:
*Sadie is still worming for all her life
*Paddy and Viv get it on!
*Somebody keeps quiet about a death
*Someone finds out about vicious lies which ends in a exit for someone!
Any questions? I’ll give a shot at answering!
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Originally Posted by bazbabe
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