5 Things we DEMAND to see in 2009
1) Tony Gordon's day of reckoning delayed He'll pay for murdering Liam sooner or Later, but we secretly hope Tony's got time to fit in more dasterdly deeds before being taken down
2) Carl and Chas Reunited at last No offence, Lexi, but there is only one woman destined to be with this King and it ain't you. Lets hope for more snogging on the horizon
3) Hot Pat action We don't care if it involves family, friends, or even DI Burnside or even if it is those frankly disturbing fury handcuffs we cant get enough of Mrs Harris Wicks Beale Butcher Evans!
4) Some Happiness for Little Tom Cunnigham Being related to this unfortunate lad has always been a death sentence. Can Tom get through 365 days without burying a close relativfe
5) Ronnie allowed to Smile She's been dealt a pretty rough deal so we are rooting for her to finally cheer up!
5 Things we will DEFINITELY see in 2009
1) Emmerdales annual village show ending in chaos and calamity Oh how we all laugh. No, hang on a minute - we mean die inside
2) Meddling Sally making something terrible happen Just by trying to stop it happening, all thanks to her monumental pushiness. Expect to see young Sophie on Jeremy Kyle by easter
3) Tanya giving Max "one last chance" He'll swear that he will never do it again.. then do the dirty with some local minx ust seconds later. Our money's on Janine and believe us, that lady will want paying
4) Tony Hutchinson getting dressed as a belly dancer only to get humiliated / arrested / seduced on the way to his wedding / divorce / funeral Delete as appropriate
5) Every female member of the corrie case dissapearing for six months as they take maternity leave. Come on Betty - its your turn next
5 Things we will NEVER see in 2009
1) Blanche having a good word to say about anyone, or buying the first round in the Rovers
2) Carefree Debbie laughing merrily with girlish exuberence skipping through the Dales countryside
3) Dizzy Carmel explaining the theory of Relativity to the rest of the McQueen family unless it is "we me, Jacqui and Mercedes, we are all relativities aren't we?"
4) Any member of the Mitchell clan choosing a partner who is no insane, a control freak, brain dead, or pure evil. Not going to happen
5) Dev finishing a sentence in less tha five minutes and without finding some insane way to incorporate the entire corner shop into the conversation as props
Taken from Inside Soap, there tongue in cheek look to the year ahead.
Its soo true!
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all of that is SO true 
Maisie Mouse 
Originally Posted by *-Rooney-*
