Beryl Meets......LISA!!!!!

[sbbb_beryl]

Good Evening and welcome to my big gob

Arent you lucky sbbb fans, im here again with another show for you

Its busy busy busy here at the sbbb studios, Davinia is running around, gurning like mad as its another secret eviciton and the sbbb musical is happening live as wel speak, so dont sit here reading this, you can come back to this later, go red the musical!!!

lemme tell you a secret about davina, out dressing rooms are next but to each other, mine is bigger she hates that but hey i cant help what i was given! Anyway it takes her fooking ages to look presentable, me im in make up and hair half an hour, it dosent take long to look this gorgeous but her shes in their hours!!!! If you want to imagine davina pre make up, think the wicked witch of the west, and there you have davina its the nose, it just reminds me of a witch, perfect for halloween dontcha think


anyways tonight loveies, we have lisa live in the studio! its great to have her here ive been waiting for it and finally the day has arrived!

so please give a great big: cheer for LIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA............

[SBBB_Lisa]

*walks into the studio with sparkling black dress and hair up... flashes boobs at a few audience members*

*points at man in the audience* dont cha just wanna piece of my tit hehehoohoohaha

*turns to beryl* ooh hello beryl dear! nice to see ya!

[sbbb_beryl]

Lisa! Look at you girl......

Welcome to my little studio, you look fab... what ya been up to since leaving that house???

[SBBB_Lisa]

your not looking to bad yaself darl'

well i been quite busy actualleh! been catchin' up with my momma and dadda.. also got a phone call from Heat magazine.. and i've done an interview with them about my time in the house.. they kept questionin' me about my saucy time in jail with jack

i've visited a few places too where some of my fan clubs are.. i visited my cousins school and i burst into the hall and there were loads of students jumpin' up and down as i entered the room with banners and posters with a picture of me and slogans like "go lisa!" and "lisa! we love you" .. also went to a nightclub i used to regularly go to and i got the same reception and kind of reaction from there!

Nuts magazine rang me up and instead of asking me for a photo shoot, they've offered me my own column in their magazine called 'tit watch' where i rate the boobs of certain celebrities each week.. so sod my job at the travel agents! hehehoohoohaha

[sbbb_beryl]

your not looking to bad yaself darl'

well i been quite busy actualleh! been catchin' up with my momma and dadda.. also got a phone call from Heat magazine.. and i've done an interview with them about my time in the house.. they kept questionin' me about my saucy time in jail with jack

i've visited a few places too where some of my fan clubs are.. i visited my cousins school and i burst into the hall and there were loads of students jumpin' up and down as i entered the room with banners and posters with a picture of me and slogans like "go lisa!" and "lisa! we love you" .. also went to a nightclub i used to regularly go to and i got the same reception and kind of reaction from there!

Nuts magazine rang me up and instead of asking me for a photo shoot, they've offered me my own column in their magazine called 'tit watch' where i rate the boobs of certain celebrities each week.. so sod my job at the travel agents! hehehoohoohaha

oo thanks luvvie.... actually was thinking at times in the house we were quite alike.... i mean look at these * squeezes boob together and thrusts them at lisa* we could do a boob photoshoot together...... it would be a bestseller, i may get onto my mate at fhm and set it up!!


oh yeah the jail with jack.... was that just a bit of fun or did you want him bad?? will there be a full on fight with claire now to get him?? what DID happen???


Your own column? WOW that is impressive, you go girl! but you have to get em out for nuts, its good money and you cannot let them puppies go to waste babe!

Lets talk briefly about aaron as well, you started off friendly with him. What happened between you two?

[SBBB_Lisa]

fab pair of titties there darl' .. we could create TITTIE POWER! in fhm and turn desperate guys like aaron on (who never clearly gets any!)

ahh yes jail time with jack! that was all a laugh really..jacks a good looking guy like dont get me wrong, but in jail, it was all a bit of fun! i was bored.. i hate confined spaces and wanted a bit of entertainment.. singin' unchained melody wasnt enough and i wanted like a bit of man meat.. and jack offered and hes a good lookin' guy so wasnt gonna turn him down! nice guy but not my type.. claire is welcome to 'im! both of us are already at logger 'eads so i dont want her to have another reason to go against me!

ahh aaron.. he seemed up for a laugh at first ..i really liked him but then he whispered he liked me too but then he ignored me for days on end so i felt like he was usin' me .. and he was being a typical bloody man goin' round flirting with everybody! .. i didnt mean anythin' more to him .. than a woman he could try and get a bit of a tittie feel out of! .. i did all that stuff with jack in jail as well, to see if he would get jealous, because if he did, then i would know he fancied me genuinely but he didnt bat an eyelid which showed to me he was just lyin'! and from then on, i was angry with 'im and it went downhill from there and we just kept fightin'