Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Spoilers

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Bosses on U.S. TV hit Desperate Housewives have come up with a steamy way to keep viewers interested following the departure of blonde bombshell Nicollette Sheridan - they are planning a passionate same-sex kiss between Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria Parker.

The ABC show announced Sheridan, who plays Wisteria Lane's resident man-eater Edie Britt, would be written out of the show in the forthcoming season.

And to keep the show's ratings on top, TV execs have thought of a novel way of enticing TV fans to tune in - some girl-on-girl action, according to Celebuzz.com.

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Question: We already know that Edie is going to die on Desperate Housewives. What else can you tell us? --Jason
Ausiello: Orson's antics will lead Bree to seriously contemplate the D-word. Also, the Dave Williams (Neal McDonough) saga will take a crazy turn when it becomes clear that the psycho has been targeting the wrong Wisterian!

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It looks like Jesse Metcalfe couldn’t stay away from the Desperate Housewives set. He was spotted going back to work with a script in his hand. And what a nice look on him, he has the Elvis hair and the little bit of hair on his face.

http://www.theinsider.com/news/17831...Housewives_Set

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Season 5, Episode 17

At Brad's funeral, Carlos is sure that the company's CEO knows Brad fired him before he died. But, based on the huge bonus Brad got for Carlos, the CEO promotes Carlos to president of the company, Brad's old job.

Now that Edie knows David's real name, she does a little research. She already knew about his first wife, Lila, but not that he had a three-year-old daughter who died in the same car crash.

Bree realizes that Orson is still pocketing other people's items and confronts him with all the things he's stolen. He admits that stealing gives him a "thrill." Bree tells him, "From this moment on, you are forbidden from entering any of our friends' homes." She swears to return all the stolen items herself.

Susan clashes with Jesse, the art teacher she's assisting, and fears the worst when a student lets on that Susan is being evaluated this week -- and that the last assistant to argue with the art teacher is long gone. To get on Jesse's good side, Susan invites her over for dinner, but after a few random comments, like a gripe about being "through with men," Jesse interprets the occasion as a date. Susan realizes there's been a huge misunderstanding when Jesse kisses her goodbye.

Susan confesses the kiss to her friends over poker. Gabrielle isn't satisfied with Susan's vague description of the kiss and demonstrates a quick peck and a longer smooch on Susan, asking which one Jesse laid on her. Susan thinks it was the longer one and Lee says, "Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian."

Lynette hears that Carlos is hiring a director of marketing and asks Gabrielle to put in a good word for her, but Gabrielle says Carlos is under too much pressure to be taking a "big risk" right now. Gabrielle reconsiders, however, when Carlos tells her that his big new hire, the one they're expecting to dinner any minute, is his ex-girlfriend, Lucy. When a much-heavier woman than Gabrielle was expecting arrives, however, she gives Carlos her blessing.

Gabrielle assumes that Lucy put on a lot of weight over the years, but Carlos tells her, "No, she looks about the same," and Gabrielle realizes she has cause to be jealous after all. She asks if they're still looking for a marketing director. "I have a friend that I would love to see working with you two."

Bree goes about secretly returning all the stolen items and everything goes as smooth as silk, until she returns an item belonging to Mrs. McCluskey to the Solises. Gabrielle orders Juanita to confess having stolen it or else she'll cancel her birthday party. Bree thinks Gabrielle is being overly harsh, until Juanita suggests that maybe Bree is the thief. Bree catches Orson stealing a mug from Bob and Lee and drags him to a psychiatrist. The doctor suggests couple's counseling. "He's the sick one, fix him," Bree says and walks out. "Do you know why she's so angry?" Orson tells the shrink. "Because this is something she can't control. And I love it."

Lynette realizes she's the oldest applicant for a job and takes offense when her interviewer asks how old she is. He explains that they've just taken on a client that makes an anti-wrinkle cream and Lynette, who's only 43, blurts out, "I'm 54." She gets the job, but is devastated that her new boss didn't even give her a "courtesy gasp" about how young she looks. Gabrielle tells Lynette to "un-accept" the other job as Carlos has agreed to hire her. Lynette says she'd only consider if it they match her salary and Gabrielle doesn't blink, even though the figure Lynette names is $20,000 more than the job she's just agreed to.

Susan tells Jesse that she's "not into women," but her boss isn't convinced. Jesse finds a way to make her point during class via the childrens' drawings. Susan praises a picture of a gazelle, but says that she "loves" rhinos. Jesse asks if she doesn't really prefer gazelles to "sweaty" rhinos. Susan is forced to admit that the reason she asked Jesse over was to get a good evaluation. Susan apologizes for leading her on and points out that for all their differences, they're both alone and says she'd still like to be Jesse's friend.

Dave is all geared up to go camping, but Mike informs him that Katherine can't make it. Dave tells her he's "very disappointed" that she's not going. He says that the trip was primarily a way to get to know her better. Telling her that she's given Mike "inner peace," he says, "I just think it would be cool to become buddies with the woman who did that for my friend." Katherine is flattered and agrees to go. She asks if Dave really thinks she's made such a huge difference in Mike's life and Dave says, "Oh, definitely. If he ever lost you, it would destroy him."

Lynette suggests to Carlos and Lucy that they plan an event in St. Bart's, and is surprised when they reminisce about a romantic trip they took there. Lynette realizes why Gabrielle was so keen on her getting the job, especially when Gabrielle is waiting on her front porch to hear all about her first day. "You only helped me get this job because you needed a spy," Lynette says and Gabrielle points out that Lynette's just as guilty for lying about the salary at the other job. Lynette agrees to keep spying in exchange for the higher salary and the two shake on it.

As Dave's packing for his trip, Edie asks him, "How do you feel about kids?" She says she's always wanted a girl. Dave tells her about a "friend," who had a little girl who meant everything to him. "Unfortunately she was in an accident and died. He told me that when it happened, part of him died too. No, I don't think I'd want a child," he says. "It's just not worth it."

At Edie's request, a newspaper archivist has been looking for more articles about "David Dash," but he waits until the next morning to fax her an article that reads "Fairview Man Won't Be Charged in Accident That Killed Two," one that features a photograph of Mike. Edie won't learn of the article until after Mike, Katherine and Dave have already set off on their trip.

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Veteran character actress Gloria LeRoy is joining Desperate Housewives as a neighborhood fixture -- presumably a longtime one -- who we'll first meet next month, right around the time Nicollette Sheridan takes her last breath as Edie.

But a Housewives insider insists the 77-year-old thesp, who's probably best known for her scene-stealing work as Mildred "Boom-Boom" Turner on All in the Family, is not replacing Sheridan. Rather, my Wisterian mole teases, her character, Rose, "will figure into Edie's exit in a surprising way" — one that involves an increasingly cuckoo Orson, a violent act, and a touch of dementia. And not necessarily in that order.

In other Housewives casting news, Sarah Knowlton (Medium, House) has been tapped to play a woman who may or may not be having an affair with Tom.

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Edie' Death

Once Dave gets home, Edie confronts him with the evidence. "Did you move us here to hurt Mike Delfino?" she asks, and he basically comes clean.

Yes, Edie is defiant, reaching for the phone to warn Mike. Dave tries to choke her, but she escapes, charging out of the house and taking off in her car. Orson dashes out in front of her and removes his jaunty ski mask. Edie swerves to miss him and collides with an electrical pole. Though she's only slightly injured, as she stumbles from the car, she steps into a puddle and is electrocuted. "Life is full of nasty shocks," Mary Alice snarks.

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Teri Hatcher has dismissed ongoing reports she and Nicollette Sheridan never got along on the set of Desperate Housewives - by insisting the actress should land an Emmy nomination for her final episode on the show.

Sheridan recently filmed her finale, in which her character Edie Britt appears to die in a bizarre car crash, and Hatcher is adamant she will be missed.

Scoffing at any suggestion Sheridan was unpopular on the set, Hatcher says, "I feel really grateful to have had the opportunity to work with her... She deserves all the honour and respect in the world.

"Her final performance was a fabulously written episode. She should get nominated for an Emmy."

The episode will air in America on 19 April.

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Lily Tomlin returns to help her sis, Mrs. McCluskey, solve the Crazy Dave mystery once and for all. They better hurry up, 'cause Edie's widower is going to take Susan on an impromptu fishing trip.

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Actor Gale Harold has returned to the set of Desperate Housewives for the first time since a serious motorcycle accident left him fighting for his life last year.

The star spent almost two weeks in intensive care at Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center following the crash in October.

The 39 year old fractured his shoulder and suffered swelling on the brain.

Harold is now out of hospital and has returned to the show, reprising his role as Teri Hatcher's boyfriend Jackson.

His co-star Neal McDonough tells TV Guide magazine, “It’s taken him such a long time to get back to being almost normal. And there are still many problems that he goes through.”

But Harold has downplayed his injuries: "Obviously I was hurt. But you get better."

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It's the two-hour season finale! Susan asks if Mike loves Katherine! Lynette thinks she has cancer again! "You want to take in a teenager?" Gaby asks Carlos! "You'd send your wife to prison?" Bree asks Orson. His reply: "You bet!" Dave says on videotape: "I didn't want to kill M.J. Delfino; I had to." !!!