Good Morning Soapies and welcome to my big gob.
What a couple of days in that house!
The task was going well and even i thought they had passed, turns out they havent, they have got to count to 5000 to get that luxury budget!!!!!! 5000 poor claire, jess and lucy had worked their butts off thinking they had reached target and were like excited littel schoolgirls only to have that crushed by mean ole big brother!
So it looks like its basic again this week, i was looking forward to lots of drunken housemates, all entertaining me but nooo they getting fed up i can see, i hope its nota dull old week ahead!
Tuned in last night and Pharrell is now well and truly in the dog house, love love love it!!!
Claire is his new owner, so that should mean it will get done at least, wonder what the reward will be lets hope it is good and involves lots of vodka and lucy getting her boobs out coz its wierd seeing them covered all the time
So yeah stewed meat from a tin oh nooo no no no that stuff is vile, poor pharrell and he has to wear that collar and claire has to walk him! Thank fook Big Brother isnt making him pee up a lampost and even worse would be claore having to clear up pile sof poo...... better not give big brother any ideas.... or shall i
Last but not least Lisa. what is going on with girl? we all know that she has had NO secret mission form big brother but she is still trying to make her housemates believe it!!! But she keeps changing her story..... come on lisa, give it up now they dont believe you, they arent that stupid, well maybe jess is but claire and lucy arent.......
So onto the main thing for today AARON
yep aaron is waiting backstage to answer all my questions, i still havent talked to him after our night together so things could be awkward.......HERE GOES
ohhhhhh Aaron you an come out now........
AARON EVERYONE
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