SBBB Quotes!

[Bryan]

A thread for the best quotes and one liners from the housemates.

I'm sorry, but whoever is playing Pharrell, you had me in stitches with this one:

“Man the fame hungry wannabees are at it already some will do anything for an amazon voucher.”

[Bryan]

Why because I didn't rip my gear off as soon as I got into the house, I didn't want to embarrass any Mr Punyverse with my Alpha Male body. Anyway is that girl Alex still asleep on the floor.

[Bryan]

Pharrell again - "So how good is this wine. has the grapes been squeezed by Big brother's feet personally."

[Bryan]

and again Pharrell, this time to Claire:

"I'll be there babes it's gonna be a cold night so you will need pharrell to keep you warn, you go and practice saying ma name as you will be screaming it all night."

[Bryan]

and again Pharrell, this time to Claire:

"I'll be there babes it's gonna be a cold night so you will need pharrell to keep you warn, you go and practice saying ma name as you will be screaming it all night."

"* hands Lucy his glass* cheers do bears crap in the woods course i'm gonna sleep with her if she is still up for it the chick is gagging for me i aint gonna turn her down"

[Abbie]

and again Pharrell, this time to Claire:

"I'll be there babes it's gonna be a cold night so you will need pharrell to keep you warn, you go and practice saying ma name as you will be screaming it all night."

"* hands Lucy his glass* cheers do bears crap in the woods course i'm gonna sleep with her if she is still up for it the chick is gagging for me i aint gonna turn her down"

I was going to post that one, I just read it and it was the funniest thing ever!

[Abbie]

Again Pharrell: its cool Lis i got it covered i'm fussy which hole i stick my peg into if you catch my drift

[Bryan]

this thread should just be renamed "Pharrell's Quotes"

[Abbie]

I agree, he has great one liners! Every time he speaks

[Bryan]

queen of the bitchy put downs, Aleesha:

"oh and collette, get off your **** and do some more stuff. ive barely said two words to you since wednesday. did make you a good target but so boring that watching wood warp would be more interesting than you."