American Boy - Coronation Street version
My son spotted this and sent it to me. Brilliant!
Weatherfield Roy - (Estelle & Kanye West spoof), as performed by Becky and Roy
ROY:
Just another Mancunian sound
Me and Becky about to get down
Who the hottest in soap right now?
Just touched down in Weatherfield town.
Bet they give me a pound.
Tell them put the money in my hand right now.
Tell the supplier we need more cheese,
We just sold out all the rolls cheese.
BECKY:
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day.
Take me to the precinct or that pizza place.
I really want to cohabit with you.
You'll be my own Weatherfield Roy.
He said "Hey Becky.
Wanna come split the leccy?"
I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type.
I like his civil warring, his hobbies are quite boring.
Don't like his beige windcheater but Ima like what's underneath it.
And no I aint been to Mayfield Court
I heard that Phyllis Pearce is there and Percy too somewhere.
First let's see the cobbles and then get back to Roy's Rolls,
I'm liking this here Weatherfield Roy. My Weatherfield Roy.
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go and see
Dinner at Velandro's or the Clock for tea
I really want to cohabit with you.
You'll be my own Weatherfield Roy. My Weatherfield Roy.
Can we get away this weekend?
Take me to Formby.
Let's go shopping baby then play at model railways.
Let's go buy some Hornby
Take me to your pub
I've never had a hotpot but I've heard it's quite good.
Yes get all your geeky clothes.
Your purple shopping bag is great, I'd love one of those!
Walkin that walk.
Talk that geek talk.
I'm likin' this here Weatherfield Roy. My Weathfield Roy
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go afar.
Take me round to Audrey's or into Bill's yard.
I really want to cohabit with you.
You'll be my own Weatherfield Roy.
ROY:
Who feeding everyone in the Street boy?
Everybody gonna say you Roy,
Not secretly, because most of the street sip tea from me.
Becky once said to me, Royston-ston
Order for table one-one
Tea and a currant bun-bun
It's for Bill and Jason-son!
He creepy, I know what ya thinkin'.
Coffee, I know what you're drinkin'.
Roy Cropper, train spotter. Gonna find a bat nest soon as you're blinkin'.
What's your deal girl?
About this Weatherfield world?
Am I an oddball cos my wife's called Harold?
Dressed geek with my anorak,
Play another classical track
And you thought I was odd before
Now I'm off to buy parts for my train track.
And I know you're not into all that. I see your earrings, I feel your spirit,
But I still talk that cr-aa-aap
Cos I know my man, she'd want to hear it.
And I'm feelin' like Baldwin's: casual
I'm a creature of habit, y'all
And I know they love me.
But I miss my Hayley.
BECKY:
Would you be my chum, my chum?
(could be mine)
Would you be my chum, my chum?
(could be mine)
Would you be my chum, my chum?
Would you be my own Weatherfield Roy. My Weatherfield Roy.
Take me on a trip, I'd like to be your girl
Take me to Kev's garage and to Underworld
I really want to cohabit with you
You'll be my own Weatherfield Roy, my Weatherfield Roy!
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