The fire bell started ringing at school:
Boy: Sir is this a real one because I really need a wee!
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The fire bell started ringing at school:
Boy: Sir is this a real one because I really need a wee!
Ahoy mateys!
Me and my mates were PMing on Facebook.. and my mate was using her mobile..
Instead of saying "I could give her a lift if she wants" she wrote "I could give her a kiev if she wants".
It made me burst into fits of laughter. My mum was looking at me like I was high or something ha.
Predictive text is so funny.
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girls night out to see "circus of horrors".........
discussion on what time it starts....
me...starts at seven thirty
daft mate: .....no....says ten past eight on the ticket....
my sister....ummmmmmmmmmmm thats the year (2010)
actually it was the best bit of the night...the show was rubbish
Last edited by annette_tr9; 19-01-2010 at 23:45.
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actually i have loads of these....
my friend went to his families house for xmas and they had smelly stuff burning...
friend...." ewwwwwww you are burning that insest...."
...................
Dazzle (20-01-2010)
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I got a funny text tonight:
Im under the moose in the aspen ski lodge. Xx
A guy I vaguely know from Freshers week. I'm guessing he's very drunk considering its Carnage tonight! Its Oceana he's talking about in the text. I'm presuming he texted my number by mistake!
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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In Psychology we were in the computer room doing an essay and most of the class were talking about the holidays that they are going to go on when we finish A Levels. The teacher heard and wasn't so impressed...
Teacher: Can you lot actually do some work now or the only thing you'll be saying is do you want fries with that!
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This was written on my lecture hall table today:
Hi, I am Asian.
(then an arrow to this) I presume you were looking for some kind of racist response
Kudos to the second guy!
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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Woman 1: This smell seems to be following us around..
Woman 2: Maybe its the ash! *laughs*
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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A stupid quote one of my work mates made recently:
We were sitting having lunch and she had her mobile phone out and I took mine out because I got a call. After the call she asked to see mine as its a different colour and then she said :
"Your phone is heavier than mine. Is that because it has more text messages in it?"
Dazzle (05-08-2010)
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