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  1. 17-07-2009, 10:15 #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chloe O'brien View Post
    My sister is looking after Marley while I am at work. Today they went to the local shopping centre. In one of the shops Marley spotted a skipping rope and said to my sister Annette you should buy this to exercise to get rid of you're fat belly. My sister said it's just as well I have no feelings.
    Kids are so direct when it comes to stuff like that.. I remember just after I had Ben, I was dancing around the kitchen with Charley as Madonna was on the radio and she says "Mammy, you dance like Madonna except she doesn't have a wobbly belly".. I stopped dancing
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    I know she just doesn't care who she insults. The other night we were at judo and when I was packing up her kit she said to one of the other mum's look my mum's needing dye her hair again she has grey hair's coming through.

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    I saw a sign advertising the company on some scaffolding today saying 'Let us be your first erection'
    Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StarsOfCCTV View Post
    I saw a sign advertising the company on some scaffolding today saying 'Let us be your first erection'
    Very funny
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  6. 07-10-2009, 18:17 #76
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    Today on the trip to a chocolate factory:

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    Haha thats funny.

    In College the other day I wasn't exactly paying attention...

    Tutor: so what soup would we NOT use a soup spoon for?
    Me:.. (at the top of my voice) cup a soup!!!

    ...I won't be living that one down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsty :] View Post
    In College the other day I wasn't exactly paying attention...

    Tutor: so what soup would we NOT use a soup spoon for?
    Me:.. (at the top of my voice) cup a soup!!!

    ...I won't be living that one down.
    That is actually true.

    What's the answer?
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    It's some sort of broth which I forgot the name of, you use a desert spoon for it.. not a soup spoon.
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