Funny Quotes

[Kim]

On the way to the Young Enterprise tradefair, one of the people in my group decided I fancied a boy from my Business class.

"He demands, you supply; he's got you motivated and you fulfil his person specification!"

For anyone who hasn't done Business or Economics, it was basically as many key terms as possible rammed into one sentence. I'm sure there were more too.

[Kim]

In the quiz in Psychology which had some general knowledge in it:

Question: What is a Harvey Wallbanger a type of?
Me: Doctor Who!

[Abbie]

Last night we did the whole countdown thing and ran outside watched some firewors and then all of a sudden I was like
Omg! is it ten past already (really in shock)
So my friend goes: god! this year is going so fast

maybe you had to be there

[Kim]

Me and this other girl in my class always end up having random conversations with the teacher at the end of the lesson. This time it was about the photos on our driving licences and how them being in black and white now makes them look worse than the already bad photo.

Teacher: I'm sure mine's in colour *checks it* oh no it's black and white; it's new, I keep losing my licence.
Other girl: You keep LOSING your licence? How many points have you had?
Teacher: *realises what she's said* I've never had any

She meant she'd misplaced the licence

[StarsOfCCTV]

I can't remember who he was replying to but -

History teacher: FOFO, F**k off and find out!

[Perdita]

[QUOTE=StarsOfCCTV;639865]I can't remember who he was replying to but -

History teacher: FOFO, F**k off and find out!

[StarsOfCCTV]

He said it in a jokey way.

[Abbie]

lol! thats hilarious!
I have a teacher like that

[Kirsty :]]

I don't get it lol

[di marco]

I can't remember who he was replying to but -

History teacher: FOFO, F**k off and find out!

haha thats great!