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    (this evening on the beach, we were trying to make a fire and so were ripping up a piece of cloth and decided we should have brought scissors)

    friend (pointing to a group of chavs): i bet one of them has a knife!

    (then one of my other friends goes over there)

    other friend: do any of you have a penknife?
    random chav guy: nah caz aint out tonight!
    ~x~Tizzy~x~
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    thanks to vicky for making the banna!

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    Isn't really a quote.. but OMG how embarrasing today..
    Me and 2 mates were sitting at McDonalds... my mate wanted to look at the songs I had on my phone.. and there was a recording on there that I had sung . Of Maybe from Annie. I was like OMG OMG OMG give me my phone but no they listened to it.. just wanted the ground to swallow me up .

    You had to be there. It was rather funny.

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    From the Philosophy conference. I can't remember what the original guy said but it was pretty funny.

    Anyway..in reply..
    Reverend Dr Adrian: You're going to have a crap life
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    Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.

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    Keep forgetting about this thread .

    And LMAO at your one charming .

    Mine from today.. mate to me while walking up the stairs in front of her..

    Bev: Why do you have such a big ass?
    Me: WHAT???
    Bev: HAHAHA omg I hadn't finished.. why do you have such a big ass bag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyLea View Post
    Bev: Why do you have such a big ass?
    Me: WHAT???
    Bev: HAHAHA omg I hadn't finished.. why do you have such a big ass bag?
    lmfao good one
    Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.

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    Okay you might not find this funny, probably one of those where you had to be there
    It was ages ago at lunch at college and we sat at a wobbily table. My friend I dunno how knocked her bottle of water on to her and it covered her. I mean she was soaked, her top, her jeans, it was Hillarious.
    The she siad : I need to go the the loo...NOW!
    I said: Looks like you've already been!

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    Lmao!

    Last year I was sat at the table with my mates at dinner time, and my friend's friend who was in Year 11 at the time walked in from her school trip and sat down.

    Year 11 girl: Fancy a maths debate?

    (Me and all but 2 of the people at the table burst out laughing, while the girl that started it informed us that she'd been asking the same question to people while on the trip.) Rebecca started laughing having figured it out, and Fabs was the only one left not laughing.

    Fabs: What?!
    Rebecca: I'm not explaining it to you...

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    OMG!!!! It took me ages to get that!!!!!

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    my gran was doing some sort of puzzle in her magazine

    gran: whats a sourcerer?
    grandad: its a magician
    gran: oh ok, it has to have 6 letters though and end in d
    me: wizard
    gran (thinks about this for a bit): that doesnt end in d!

    ~x~Tizzy~x~
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    thanks to vicky for making the banna!

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    Me and my friend were in McDonalds, discussing how we hadn't been in McDonald's in ages.

    Mastrid: Awwww chavs! I haven't seen them in ages either!
    Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.

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